Some Of Robin Williams’ Funniest Jokes

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We here at The Discussion will always remember Robin Williams for the laughs he brought into our lives. We can think of no better way to honour his legacy than to list out some of his greatest one liners.

Robin Williams

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.

Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and “tics” meaning “bloodsucking creatures”.

God gave men a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, “Can I use a lifeline?”

When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves.

Welcome to Washington, D.C., where the buck stops here! Way to go. And then it’s handed out to AIG and many other people.

[Imitating a Frenchman] Fuck you Americans! Uncultured, crass Americans! We hate all of you! Fu- the Germans are here! Hello Americans! We love you!

Ballet: Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

The fact that Donald Trump wants to see Obama’s birth certificate – I want to see his hairline first.

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